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| \/ |/ _ \| \ | |_ _| __ ) / \ / ___/ ___|
| |\/| | | | | \| || || _ \ / _ \| | _\___ \
| | | | |_| | |\ || || |_) / ___ \ |_| |___) |
|_| |_|\___/|_| \_|___|____/_/ \_\____|____/
Time to expose the fake devs.
THE EPIDEMIC
"10x Engineers"
With 0x commits. They multiply tweets, not code.
"Building in Public"
Translation: Tweeting in public. GitHub stays private (empty).
Tech Influencers
Can't write FizzBuzz but can write threads about "system design at scale".
THE SCANNER
github_analyzer.sh
$ analyze --user @fake_dev
WARNING: Suspicious activity detected
GitHub Stats:
├─ last_commit: "2019-07-23"
├─ original_repos: 0
├─ fork_count: 47
└─ contribution_streak: 0 days
VERDICT: 95% LARPING
GitHub Stats:
├─ last_commit: "2019-07-23"
├─ original_repos: 0
├─ fork_count: 47
└─ contribution_streak: 0 days
VERDICT: 95% LARPING
twitter_scanner.py
$ scan_tweets --analyze @tech_guru
Tweet Analysis:
├─ motivational_quotes: 89%
├─ actual_code: 2%
├─ buzzword_density: CRITICAL
└─ thread_to_code_ratio: ∞
Top words: "shipped", "10x", "grindset"
CLOUT DEV DETECTED
├─ motivational_quotes: 89%
├─ actual_code: 2%
├─ buzzword_density: CRITICAL
└─ thread_to_code_ratio: ∞
Top words: "shipped", "10x", "grindset"
CLOUT DEV DETECTED
GitHub Analysis
Real commits or just forks?
Tweet Scanner
Code snippets vs motivational BS
Network Check
Real devs or engagement pods?
Red Flags
Bio buzzwords = instant fail
WALL OF SHAME
Larp Score:
@fake_dev exposed: "Building the next Google" with 0 lines of code
@ai_expert exposed: Thinks Python is a snake
@blockchain_guru exposed: Stores passwords in Git
@senior_dev exposed: Console.log() debugging in production
_____ _ _ ____ _____ _ _ ___ _ _ ____ ____ ___ _ _ ____
| ____| \| | _ \ |_ _| || | __| | | / \ | _ \| _ \|_ _| \ | |/ ___|
| _| | .` | | | | | | | || |_| | | / _ \ | |_) | |_) || || \| | | _
| |___| |\ | |_| | | | |__ _| | |__/ ___ \| _ <| __/ | || |\ | |_| |
|_____|_| \_|____/ |_| |_| |____/_/ \_\_| \_\_| |___|_| \_|\____|
Ready to see who's really building?
No more fake devs. No more clout chasing. Just truth.